RHONY Recap: Ep. 19

Well, all good things must come to an end, and this season of RHONY is no exception. Maybe it was my divorce or the lobotomy I must have had, but I had a great time. It was a great ride. A good ride is scary and fun and unexpected. I was able to laugh at these whack jobs and at myself. I’m grateful to the fans and my fellow Housewives for welcoming me back with open arms.

I am so in love with and obsessed with my new apartment, and if I come back, I’m excited to spend more time there with you and the girls.

The New Beginnings party should have been called the new bag of bullsh– party, but what would we do without Ramona’s insincere apologies and habitual horrendous behavior? She has a gift for pissing people off and being forgiven, which is more than I can say for her gift of speech giving.

I have more to say, but you can read that over on