How To Celebrate National Tequila Day Like a Housewife

If I’ve learned anything from my time as a Real Housewife of New York City, it’s that these women know how to drink. In honor of National Tequila Day, I thought I’d share a few lessons I’ve learned from the housewives. Who’s ready for some #TurtleTime?

Step 1: Pick out a cute outfit.
Panties are optional.

Step 2: Make a drink.
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My drink of choice? A Spicy Jalapeno Margarita of course. You can always go the classic route or maybe you prefer a frozen margarita. But let’s be honest, sometimes it’s easier to just pour one of my Skinnygirl™ Ready-To-Serve Cocktails on ice.

Step 3. Arrive with a positive attitude.
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Because when doesn’t menopausal women + tequila = a good time?

Step 4. Have a shot (or three).
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Proceed with caution.

Step 5. Know your limits.
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This is when things start to get interesting.

Step 6. Don’t forget to eat.
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It’s times like these when a Skinnygirl™ Protein Bar really comes in handy.

Step 7. Keep it classy.
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If you need a lesson in class, just ask Luann.

Step 8. Don’t start drama.
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Can we just have one night where we aren’t at each other’s throats?

Step 9. Know when to call it a night.
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When someone tells you to GO TO SLEEP, you better listen.

Step 10. Don’t let a stranger sleep in your suite. 
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Or at least don’t get caught. In either situation, be cool.

Step 11. Better yet – if you find someone to go home with, just sleep at their place.
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None of us cougars will judge you.

As always, drink responsibly. Cheers! xo